Welcome to ZIRCON, in which a Grey alien scientist abducts a 20-something year old depressed fast food worker and – rather than cut him up and use his parts for alien science – demands a ride on his dick. Shenanigans ensue.

This story contains depictions of human genitals, alien genitals and sexual acts. At least one and a half sexual act. Mild dubcon/coercion. 18+ audiences only.