ZIRCON

TRANSCRIPT:

Thomas: You mean–

Zircon: [[Yes, I mean penetrative sexual intercourse. With me.]]

Thomas: I guess.. since this is obviously a dream.. the, uh.. sex option?

(sounds of scary examination equipment retracting)

Ship: INVASIVE EXAMINATION PROTOCOLS– DISENGAGED.

Zircon: [[Good!]]

Zircon: [[Good– no, excellent choice!]]

Thomas: wait am I the top or the bottom