Vanessa: Look, I was fine with a one-night stand. I’d even be fine with a week-long trial run.

Vanessa: But a whole year? Right out the gate??

Vanessa, who is fully aware that’s a Star Trek hand symbol and has nothing to do with ET: With an alien? You know, “E.T. phone home”?

Vanessa: We don’t know what kind of roommate he’s gonna be! He looks the type that stays up really late, eats all the food and won’t replace it, and – worst of all – never washes the dishes.

Thomas: She’s got a point, you know.