ZIRCON

TRANSCRIPT:

(the sound of pee)

Thomas: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE FUCKING SHOWER

Zircon: [[I’ve improved the water pressure ineffiency — now it’s more like a proper decontamination bath.]]

Thomas: YOU CAN’T JUST– shouldn’t you be in space or something? Did you forget where you parked your flying saucer?

Zircon: [[No? It’s right outside.]]