Vanessa: ruining a perfectly good set of my waffles more like

Thomas: Think of it from our side, dude– a space alien breaks into our house, calls us disgusting, and then demands I sleep with him for a year.

Zircon: [[Constantly. Repetition is key.]]

Thomas: What the– you can’t have CONSTANT dick access! I have work!

Vanessa: Even I don’t have CONSTANT dick access!

Thomas: This isn’t a 24/7 free-for-all dick buffet, okay? I’m the dick-tator here, not you.

Vanessa: hehe dick

Thomas: You’re just gonna have to accept your dick in moderation.

Zircon: [[So.. you agree?]]