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Thomas: Which was in SELF DEFENSE

Thomas: Because– may I remind you, once again–

Thomas: You BROKE into our HOUSE

Zircon: [[Talking in circles isn’t any more attractive than attempted murder.]]

Vanessa: .. is he still mad about that?

Thomas: Sounds like it.

Vanessa: Listen, I can’t apologize for that, because you DID trespass. I guess I could’ve been– less rough– I didn’t hurt you, right?

Thomas: … yeah, he’s okay.

Vanessa: Oh thank god.

Zircon: [[Emotional displays aside– I was under the impression humans enjoyed a succinct argument.]]

Zircon: [[… also sexual intercourse. Fairly sure humans enjoy sex.]]

note: not all humans desire or enjoy sex